Don't rewind

Don't find out

Adventures again

Not very adventurous

Adventures?

Not really

Animated

We were never really animated

Some people have watched these

But I don't know why?

No game, no game

No fun, no nothing

Remix? Best not to

Under any circumstances

CD? No!

You don't want this so why should I?

No pod no cast

Best that way really

Doom

That's all really

These numbers don't count for anything

Do they count for you?

Record

I can remember making this song with Ivor, but no one else can.

Rotten

Is the site rotten? This page is.

No play much gain

No one plays our stuff, no one should I guess.

The no mailing list

Who would be on it? I wouldn't be

No comment

Our comments page has cobwebs.

No one talks to us

I don't think we've ever had anyone send us an email!

The same old front page

The site hasn't been updated properly for ages, but really, what's to update, there isn't really anything new to say is there?